I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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