We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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