It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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