So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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