She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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