He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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