You surviving the open bar?
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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