I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
this is an emotional support booty call
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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