ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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