Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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