Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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