i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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