Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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