New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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