ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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