the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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