He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.