The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.