i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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