what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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