i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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