whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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