you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
