O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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