He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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