Nicole vs. Life
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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