hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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