Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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