You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Randomize
