Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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