so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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