is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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