why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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