I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.