i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type