Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.