I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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