just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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