If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My vagina is officially offended.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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