I can tuck mytits in my pants
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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