in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Randomize