the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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