Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
