Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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