Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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