Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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