Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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