I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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