**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dick very happy bro
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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