Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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