We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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