my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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