Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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