it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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