You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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