we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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