Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
