Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.