Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?