Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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