Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
where are you?
Hypothermia
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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