I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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